ShoplyfterMylf – Richelle Ryan – Case No. 7463748
Case #7463748 – January 10th, 4:43 PM. Suspect is a brunette woman over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Richelle Ryan, and is filed under the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. She is uncooperative and seems to think her status as an older woman grants her clemency. However, she is suspected of stealing jewelry from the store, and the Officer on duty conducts a strip search after the metal detector goes off around her crotch. He discovers a piece of jewelry in the MILFs bra and another piece in her panties. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on January 10, 2020.